Losing My Voice

I knew my looks would go when I got older, but what the hell happened to my voice?

Photo by Anderson Rian on Unsplash

Some people always get stomach stuff, for others it’s bronchitis. Me? I lose my voice. Several times a year, sometimes when I’m sick, and sometimes even when I’m not, I lose my voice. I have laryngitis right now. I sound like Suzanne Pleshette with strep or Miley Cyrus with a head cold, depending on your generational pop-culture touchpoints. If you’re…